Great golf sayings from the caddies


#10 Golfer: "I think I am going to drown myself in the lake."

Caddy: "Think you can keep your head down that long?"

#9 Golfer: "I'd move heaven and earth to break 100 on this course.

Caddy: "Try heaven, you've already moved most of the earth."

#8 Golfer: "Do you think that my game is improving?"

Caddy: "Yes sir, you miss the ball much closer now."

#7 Golfer: "Do you think I can get there with a 5 iron?"

Caddy: "Eventually!"

#6 Golfer: "You got to be the worst caddy in the world."

Caddy: "I don't think so sir. That would be too much of a coincidence."

#5 Golfer: "Please stop checking your watch all the time."

Caddy: "It's not a watch, it is a compass."

#4 Golfer: "How do you like my game?"

Caddy: "Very good sir, but personally I prefer golf."

#3 Golfer: "Do you think it is a sin to play on Sunday?"

Caddy: "The way you play, sir, it is a sin on any day."

#2 Golfer: "This is the worst course I've ever played on."

Caddy: "This isn't the golf course. We left that an hour ago."


Golfer: "That can't be my ball, it is too old."

Caddy: "It's been a long time since we teed off, sir."

Bonus . . . .. .. An old favorite . . . . . About the Golfer who has been slicing off the tee at every hole . . . . . He finally gives up and asks his long suffering caddy. . . .. . Golfer: "Can you see any obvious problems . . . .??" Caddy: "There's a piece of s**t on the end of your club." Golfer: He picks up his club up and cleans the club face . . . . . Caddy: "No sir, it’s at the other end"

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